The other day the kids and I were driving in the car and I hear Grant making lip smacking noises. I asked what he was doing. Turns out he was eating his boogers. My reaction: "Gross!! Grant stop it! That's so discusting!"
Jane's rebuttle: "No mom, it's great. You have to try it. Boogers are yum!"
Say what?!?!?
Now I hear two kids making lip smacking noises.
"Don't pick your noses, guys! It wil make them bleed!!!"
Jane: "No mom, I'm not getting the hard ones, I'm eating the gooey ones. Sometimes if there's a booger just like hanging i pick it and eat it. It's So yum!"
Me: (insert dry heaving here)
Today I got a REALLY bad bloody nose.
Jane's response: "Mom, you really should stop picking your nose."
Rodger that.
3 comments:
This makes me gag and laugh at the same time.
I hear picking your nose and eating it improves your immune system. Just sayin'.
I too am simultaneously gagging and laughing. These kids, I tell ya!
Ha ha - this made my day!! I laughed so hard I cried a little :D Trent used to get a lot of bloody noses...hmmmmm
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